No, not Poland, wiseass.
Alan Keyes is a 100% super-far-right, values-centric, 100% Christian Coalition-approved, no congratulatory phone call to the wicked winner, absoulte moral values politician.
Obama 3:16 says: I just kicked your ass by forty points. So obviously, some people still vote for the better man. Big O won 40% of the GOP vote in IL.
In Colorado, home of the Promise Keepers and Big Conservative Beer Money, Los Hermanos Salazar did muy bueno for themselves.
In Deep Red Arkansas, Blanche Lincoln rolled to easy victory.
In NORTH FREAKING DAKOTA our man Byron Dorgan won 68% of the vote. He outperformed Bush by 5%.
In Minnesota, we gained back almost all the Statehouse losses of 2002.
We now return you to our regular programming of gnashing teeth and rending garments.
